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    August 20

    有人猜出了我的谜语是双子座的


    昨天我是双子的群上出了这个谜语  结果真的有人猜到了  
    她就是巫女点点   哈哈  不错
    August 17

    今天msn的对话

    今天msn的对话

    娟娟说:  怎么你们属猪的都哭穷阿
    我就说 :  那是因为我们属猪的把钱变成肉肉贴到身上  看不到现金  自然要哭穷阿
    August 13

    猜谜语拉(答案已公布)

    老流氓隐身上qq     打一专辑名
    提示: 不是国内的  是一个英文的  大牌乐队  知名专辑

     

     

    公布答案咯

    The Beatles 的Yellow Submarine   翻译过来是黄色潜水艇
    这个是我的原创

    那天晚上我和死党聊天那家伙说上了qq我说没有看见他  然后就说你个老色魔  又隐身了
    当时在听The Beatles 的Yellow Submarine  所以灵机一动就有了灵感了哈哈
    哥们儿   在这里我就不说名字了

     

    August 12

    土豆红烧肉我不吃肉

    土豆红烧肉我只吃素

    不认识我的人不要以为我是素食主义者    认识我的人也不要认为我在减肥
    因为不是我不想吃肉   实在是肉还没烂呢 没法吃
    所以几吃里面的土豆
    这是第二次了  我不知道为什么我炖东西的水平总是差一些  上次的猪肉炖粉条就是好不容易肉烂了 可惜分条也烂了整个儿一锅浆糊   这次可好了  土豆是吃完了肉还在   得了  明天咱们继续  我就不信了  再来一锅肉不就烂了  明天就有好吃的拉哈哈哈哈
    August 09

    the girl i could not trust The girl was bad, the girl was dangerous

     dangerous 
    The way she came into the place I knew right then and there
    There was something different about this girl
    The way she moved her hair, her face, her lines
    Divinity in motion As she stalked the room
    I could feel the aura of her presence every head turned feeling passion and lust
    the girl was persuasive, the girl i could not trust
    The girl was bad, the girl was dangerous
    I never knew but i was walking the line
    come go with me , I said i have no time
    She said don't you pretend we didn't talk on the phone
    My baby cried and left me standing alone , She's so dangerous.
    The girl is so dangerous, take away my money, throw away my time
    You can call me honey, but you're no down good for me.
    She came at me in sections with the eyes of desire
    I feel trapped into her web of sin, a touch , a kiss, a whisper of love
    I was at the point of no return
    Deep in the darjness of passion's insanity , I felt taken by lust's stranger, inhumanity
    I never knew but I was living in vain
    She called my house and said you know my name
    And don't you pretend , you never did me before, with tears in her eyes
    My baby walked out the door, She's so dangerous
    DANGEROUS!!!The girl is so dangerous.
    I have to pray to god, 'cause I know how lust can blind
    It's a passion in my soul , but you're no damn lover friend of mine
    I cannot sleep alone tonight, my baby left me here tonight
    I cannot cope 'til it's all right
    You and your mainpulation , you hurt my baby
    And then it happened , she touch me
    For the lips of a stranger woman, drop as a honey-comb
    And her mouth was smooth than oil , but her inner spirit and words were as sharp as a two-edged sward
    But I loved it, 'cause it's dangerous
    take away my money, throw away my time
    DANGEROUS!!!
    DANGEROUS!!!
    DANGEROUS!!!
    太对了~~~~

    i trust everyone it`s the devil inside them i don`t trust
     

    August 02

    不许说我色 有可能说我色的直接关了别看 要不然就不要说

    不许说我色  有可能说我色的直接关了别看    要不然就不要说

    就在前几天我去我表哥家在路上看到有一个很肥的男人追赶即将进站的公交车,他穿了一件衬衫但是没有系扣子应该属于敞胸露怀的那种 
       开始色了哦 
         那个男人应该是附近卖东西的  经常在太阳底下工作  晒得很黑  这个人有穿背心的习惯  但是呢    这个人总是把背心撩起来露着肚子的那种穿法  结果呢被挡住的地方是白色的  其他的都是黑色  穿过背心的人都知道撩起来之后是什么样子像什么东西 
        反正看着他跑步身上的肉一颤一颤的   真的像沙滩上晒完日光浴的女人  就那么一块儿是白的   还是三角形的